handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
if you are under the impression that you are too old for dinosaur chicken nuggets I do not have time for you
At first glance, these objects may look like planets but they are actually photos of the bottoms of frying pans.
I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW
I barely know you,
but yet I feel deeply connected to you.
I never had you,
but yet I feel so lonely without you.
|—||넬, Beautiful Stranger (via usotsukii)|